"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."
[Norman well have received a very neatly packaged sweater that he might struggle to part with. It is one of Rose's proudest creations. Attached is a note:]
Dear Norman, Happy holidays. Inside is (1) Christmas sweater, as requested. I will be reporting in soon for our usual catch-up and such.
Wishing you a happy holiday period celebrating whatever it is rich people celebrate and a happy new year.
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