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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

Just checking. Can't be too careful, you know.

[ Or too paranoid. ]

You're welcome to riddle it out if you like.

[enigmaestro]

I don't riddle according to your permission, Norman. A truth you must regret, surely.

[osreborn]

It was an offer. I know how you feel about free answers.

[enigmaestro]

Every Rose has its thorn.

But then we'd be getting a bit Freudian with the phallic symbolism, wouldn't we?

[osreborn]

Only if you squint. It doesn't really matter to me what she does with her accessories.

[enigmaestro]

Are you courting falsehoods intentionally?

[osreborn]

You like it, don't you?

[enigmaestro]

I much prefer taunting you about this matter, regardless of your attempts to evade. You're edging back into their game, Norman.

[osreborn]

No. I'm edging them back into mine.

[enigmaestro]

Do you ever wonder what your hubris causes for you? Honest query.

[osreborn]

Honest or not, that seems like a trick question.

[enigmaestro]

What sort of question isn't a trick question?

[osreborn]

The sort I'd give a straight answer to.

[enigmaestro]

Oh, no, of course not. That might dare to imply you'd have done something on the straight and narrow.

Even while "reformed", we know that's not the case.

[osreborn]

"Straight and narrow" rarely gets things done the way they should be.

[enigmaestro]

Spoken like a true Osborn.

Interesting, that she continues to play your protege. But you know what they say in show business, Norman: never work with children or animals.

[osreborn]

Do you even follow your own advice on that matter, Nygma?