IC CONTACT.

[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

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Comments

[bullseye]

And if, say, I accidentally don't?

[osreborn]

Keep it under ten.

[bullseye]

[he perks up a little but totally keeps his excitement under control]

Awwright.

[another beat]

You're not still on the floor, are you?

[osreborn]

Don't be ridiculous.

[bullseye]

[there's a hint of a smirk in his voice.]

Just checking.

[osreborn]

As touching as your concern is, Bullseye, don't ask me any more personal questions.

[bullseye]

Don't have to tell me twice.

[osreborn]

Good. I'll keep you posted.

[bullseye]

Alright. Anything else?

[osreborn]

Just no more impromptu vacations.

[bullseye]

Aw, how cute; you did miss me.

[osreborn]

Don't read into it.

[bullseye]

[he gives a quiet little snicker.]

I'm not.

[he totally is.

and he hangs up!]