osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
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osreborn: (let's seeeee.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He picks up riiiiight before it goes to voicemail. ]

Bullseye. What do you want?
bullseye: >dark avengers 1 (how badly do you want to screw me)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh well in that case disregard the previous]

The telepathy blocker, what else?
osreborn: (web of lies.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-14 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH SORRY I assumed it was a call ]

Ah, right. That. You'd like it now?
bullseye: >hit-monkey 2 (goddamn monkey)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-14 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO it is a call i assumed it went straight to voice mail BUT NOT NOW]

Yeah, I'd like it now. It's been a frickin' month, Osborn.
osreborn: (negotiations.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Calm down, Bullseye. No self-respecting mind reader will be at your head that desperately.

I'll leave it for you to come pick up.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (oh girl you nasty)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[with more annoyance.]

I am calm, Norman.

[he totally is not.]

Good.

[HANGING UP RUDELY!!!]
osreborn: (lol.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-15 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow Bullseye after all he does for you.

HE'LL LEAVE A PACKAGE AT HIS LAB with Bullseye's name on it. There's a metal helmet in there that'll fit against Bullseye's head more neatly. ]
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (WHY WON'T DD ANSWER MY CALLS)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WILL PICK IT UP AND THEN GO HOME AND PUT IT ON AND CRY A LITTLE

MAYBE

JK ON THE CRYING PART BUT HE WILL DEFINITELY STILL BE MAD

so he is calling norman back


RING RING RING]
osreborn: (ikr.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Norman answers with a sigh. ]

What now?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (yeah well your mom)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-15 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it? No instructions or warnings?
osreborn: (oh snap.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's relatively straightforward. You can also wear it while you sleep or while you shower.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (bitch it is on)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-18 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
You expect me to sleep in a fucking helmet?
osreborn: (/adjusts glasses.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-18 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want him messing with your dreams?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (WHAT?!)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's a goddamn medieval helmet, Norman!
osreborn: (shut up.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-18 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
You can use it however you please, Bullseye. But don't blame me if he finds a way in while you're not wearing it.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (MANLY TEARS)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-18 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a furious pause wherein Bullseye is obviously breathing heavily through his nostrils while he grinds his teeth and it seems as though he's going to say something

but then

he hangs up]

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