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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[enigmaestro]

Did you read it yet? Or use the gel? I must know.

[osreborn]

Well, I have unwrapped them both.

[enigmaestro]

And you love them, no doubt.

[osreborn]

You picked them out with my tastes in mind, I see.

[enigmaestro]

Without a doubt.

Now, I must ask. When is my present done? The one I commissioned you for, those weeks ago?

[osreborn]

It's ready. Do you want it in the mail?

[enigmaestro]

I want it in person.

[osreborn]

I can come by tomorrow.

[enigmaestro]

Morning.

[osreborn]

What's your rush?

[enigmaestro]

I have to distributed it, don't I?

[osreborn]

Fine. Tomorrow morning.

[enigmaestro]

Don't tease me like that, Norman.

[osreborn]

You're the one that's teasing.

[enigmaestro]

Because I'm not forthcoming in my personal plans?

[osreborn]

Yes.

[enigmaestro]

Hmm.

I could give you a riddle.

[osreborn]

I don't want a riddle.

[enigmaestro]

Wordplay by another name before a state of being;
the first in a hammy performance and, as a whole,
ended in not what was said but the intended.

[osreborn]

What did I just say?

[enigmaestro]

Have you ever known me to be obedient, Norman?

[But then again, he doesn't wish to jeopardize his goal here.]

I had to, honestly. For myself. It's a compulsion.

[osreborn]

And are there actually answers in there?

[enigmaestro]

No need to be rude, Norman. Of course, I've yielded to you my intent.

[osreborn]

I don't see what's rude about it.

[enigmaestro]

Surprise, surprise. Norman Osborn doesn't recognize his actions as rude! Quick, take it to print!