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[osreborn]

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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

I would assume you want something.

[enigmaestro]

And what do you think a man like me would want from a man like you?

[osreborn]

The possibilities are just endless.

[enigmaestro]

You must think about my intent a lot.

[osreborn]

I'm sure you wouldn't share it.

[enigmaestro]

I would if you guessed correctly, Norman. I'm bound to truth.

[osreborn]

You want to remind me why I'm worth your attention.

[enigmaestro]

Do you need reminder? Perhaps I need reminder.

[osreborn]

I wouldn't say I need it, no.

[enigmaestro]

Then I definitely do.

[osreborn]

You're asking me to flatter you?

[enigmaestro]

To remind me why you're important.

[osreborn]

I suppose you could say I have a weakness for geniuses who have a long way to fall.

[enigmaestro]

I don't know what I love more, the fact you know I'm a genius or the use of "weakness" in context.

[osreborn]

Enjoy it.

[enigmaestro]

You're the type I ought to buy diamonds for.

[osreborn]

You weren't kidding when you brought up commitment.

[enigmaestro]

To carefully drown you with, I mean.

In my next death trap for you.

[osreborn]

Good. Because I can afford my own diamonds.

[enigmaestro]

Control freak.

[osreborn]

There you go again.

[enigmaestro]

Well it isn't as if you'd take me over your knee about it. No harm done, saying a truth or two in good company.

[osreborn]

How presumptuous.

[enigmaestro]

But you really wouldn't, now. Would. You.

[osreborn]

Did you want anything else today, Nygma?