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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

[osreborn]

Good. Because I can afford my own diamonds.

[enigmaestro]

Control freak.

[osreborn]

There you go again.

[enigmaestro]

Well it isn't as if you'd take me over your knee about it. No harm done, saying a truth or two in good company.

[osreborn]

How presumptuous.

[enigmaestro]

But you really wouldn't, now. Would. You.

[osreborn]

Did you want anything else today, Nygma?

[enigmaestro]

[He pauses, before responding.]

Perhaps I should be the one asking what YOU want?

[osreborn]

You're the one that texted ME.

[enigmaestro]

I'm generous.

[osreborn]

And perhaps lonely.

[enigmaestro]

Take that back, you Versace-rejecting scoundrel.

[osreborn]

Let's not bring fashion into it.

[enigmaestro]

I can't help it. I play to win, Norman.

[osreborn]

Changing the game platform won't help.

[enigmaestro]

I'm keeping you on your toes.

But I can work other body parts, too, if that's too much for you.

[osreborn]

Hardly.

[enigmaestro]

Hard. Ly.

Not the body part I mean but all right.

[osreborn]

Nygma.

[enigmaestro]

Norman.

[osreborn]

Are you finished?

[enigmaestro]

It's all right, if you can't handle this technique. I won't hold it against you.

[osreborn]

Oh, I can handle it, Nygma. I also have actual work to be doing, so if we could speed things along.

[enigmaestro]

He can handle it, he says, and yet he wishes to end the encounter. Run, Norman, run.

[osreborn]

My world doesn't revolve around you.