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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

[bullseye]

Will you be pissy if I kill 'er?

[osreborn]

How about I give you her address?

[bullseye]

[can you hear that grin, normie?]

Now we're gettin' somewhere. You wanna do anything special with the body or should I make it all disappear?

[osreborn]

Just go to her house and burn it down. Better yet -- blow it up, I'll even give you the tools for it. Don't worry about her for now.

[bullseye]

Consider it done.

[osreborn]

Good job. Now, if you happen to be in the area of a person who has an accident sometime in the next couple of days, of course, don't tell me. I won't look for it in the papers. [ Pauses. ] And I suppose I'll also pay you.


(LB says she'd prefer to handwave the actual blowing up since Selina won't be home, but she'll make a post about it later tonight. Is that cool? c:)

[bullseye]

[uh he was totally gonna do it for free but not sayin' anything now nyaaah]

Okie dokie.

[ooc: sounds great!]

[osreborn]

[ MIGHT AS WELL NOT TAKE RISKS HERE. ]

And I don't think I need to tell you to be discreet. As discreet as an explosion can be.

[bullseye]

Hey, I'm a professional, Osborn. You know you don't need to tell me twice. Her place is gonna be a smear of soot on the pavement and I won't be anywhere near there.

[osreborn]

Good to hear it. I'll go ahead and assume you're capable.

[bullseye]

Gee, thanks for the backhanded compliment, Normie.