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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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That's the idea. You do owe me.

I owe you something of equal value, yes. As if flattering you with acknowledgement of your chemical prowess wasn't price enough.

Hardly enough. Anyone can be flattering when they need something.

I mean flattering you, in particular, is painful.

I know. Desperation really suits you.

As if I needed to delve into your fetishes.

Accept the compliment.

Yes sir, Mr. Osborn sir.

Good. I like that.

You're not supposed to take something sarcastically delivered sincerely.

Too late.

How is it you have people who willingly submit their company to you, again?

I'm an excellent conversationalist with a lot of money.

Funny. Most people would gladly accept the latter offer if the former came with a gag.

Funny is right.

Oh, behave yourself, Norman. I'm just enjoying your company.

Of course. No harm done.

Oh, don't tempt me now. I prefer you most when you're harmed.

Hmm. Likewise.

Well! I'm relieved to have so much in common with you, Norman. You know, when it stops shy of your psychopathy.

It's cute, the way you call me that.

Is it normally cute to call you things that you are?

Psychopath.

It's cute that you think it would bother me.

[Eddie giggles, a show of his enjoyment.]

Really. It doesn't bother you? Me, calling you names?

It isn't a name.

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