osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
enigmaestro: (A conundrum!)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

You're only catty.

How's that working out for you, with your own personal projects?
enigmaestro: (No this isn't Lust's scarf she's a liar.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-16 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What sort of rival would I be, were I bored with your details?
enigmaestro: (Greeting.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-17 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
She. You always favored ladies, didn't you? As mentee prospects. I wonder why.

Bad experience with a male?
enigmaestro: (Walk.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Always fond of dodging the question, aren't you?
enigmaestro: (Reason.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at you, lying to my face.


The nerve.
enigmaestro: (Suave.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're omitting.
enigmaestro: (Caged bird sings.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Norman, honestly. Everything I do, you think is about you.

Or that it SHOULD be.
enigmaestro: (Repenting.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Not everything, no. I have a life outside of you.
enigmaestro: (Sulking.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Because I want you to feel jealous, that's all.
enigmaestro: (Taser cellphone.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
He's hardly snivelling!

Now that I've stopped electrocuting him, I mean.
enigmaestro: (Prowl.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
You can try. He won't fold, I've trained him so well.
enigmaestro: (Mmm yes.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-03-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I dare you to, Norman Osborn.

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