osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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calls | voice mail | text messages | email
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enigmaestro: (Deep shit.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
As you are the subject of my present hobby, I'm forced to interpret that as you bemoaning your older age.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Just feeling lonely tonight, then?
enigmaestro: (Deep shit.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You usually enjoy my company. And I was feeling charitable.
osreborn: (well that's interesting.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Were you now. I hope you weren't expecting me to tell you stories.
enigmaestro: (Questioning.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't expecting you to tuck me in, either. Disappointed?
osreborn: (vision.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you weren't, but sooner or later I may still put you to bed.
enigmaestro: (Maneuver.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Are we talking a flowerbed, or something more conventional?
enigmaestro: (And futhurmore.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Norman, you scamp! What would Bellatrix think?
osreborn: (negotiations.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's none of her concern, what I do.
enigmaestro: (And futhurmore.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'll bet she doesn't realize your sentiment on that situation there.
osreborn: (bearer of bad news.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Save the insinuations.
enigmaestro: (Winking.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Does this make me the other woman?
osreborn: (dismissive.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure that you could handle that.
enigmaestro: (Sulking.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Fairly sure I've proven my resilience to you already.
osreborn: (technically this is from house of m!) (metrosexual.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Are you asking me on a date?
enigmaestro: (At ease.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Norman, Norman, Norman.

This isn't a thing that needs asking.
osreborn: (my tony stark impression.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Then you'll be paying, as well.
enigmaestro: (Suitable.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Is this an actual invitation?
enigmaestro: (Winking.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
All right. Name the place and time.
osreborn: (watching the fireworks.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2012-09-01 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sunday evening. Café Carlyle.
enigmaestro: (Maneuver.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Should I bring you roses, or is that inappropriate?
enigmaestro: (Default)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-01 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, you like your symbolism unorthodox, don't you? I'll conjure something.

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