osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
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osreborn: (actually not joking.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Besides that.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (you couldn't even handle it)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-01 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Unclench, Normie. I'm not gonna screw up your master plans. I just have some personal business to take care of.
osreborn: (god shut up.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-01 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
You had better be back when your week is over. And I had better not hear about it on the news.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (daaaamn girl)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-01 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a consummate professional, Osborn. You won't even notice I left.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (fine deadpool we'll use the explosives)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not bringing you back a souvenir now.
osreborn: (make me.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll live somehow.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (i look like i'm 12 years old!!)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-01 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[just under his breath:]

Unfortunately.

Alright, great talk, see you later, yadda yadda.

[and he hangs up and probably punches the air because SCORE norman the slave driver osborn sanctioned a vacation even though he would have gone if he'd said no...]
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