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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

Save the insinuations.

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[enigmaestro]

Does this make me the other woman?

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[osreborn]

I'm not sure that you could handle that.

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[enigmaestro]

Fairly sure I've proven my resilience to you already.

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[osreborn]

Are you asking me on a date?

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[enigmaestro]

Norman, Norman, Norman.

This isn't a thing that needs asking.

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[osreborn]

Then you'll be paying, as well.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh.

Is this an actual invitation?

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[osreborn]

Why not?

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[enigmaestro]

All right. Name the place and time.

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[osreborn]

Sunday evening. Café Carlyle.

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[enigmaestro]

Should I bring you roses, or is that inappropriate?

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[osreborn]

No flowers.

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[enigmaestro]

That's right, you like your symbolism unorthodox, don't you? I'll conjure something.

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[osreborn]

I can't wait to see.