osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
enigmaestro: (Toodles.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're not a follower of destiny, are you? Self-made man, right?
enigmaestro: (Darken.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
You must have worked so hard as to impress fate itself.
enigmaestro: (Eager.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Those born on the illustrious day of October 25th are highly active individuals invested in their own imaginations. They are ageless, extending beyond the scope of mere years."

Huh, delusional and old. Sounds about right.
enigmaestro: (A conundrum!)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"October 25th children are also obstinate, ungrateful, and likely schizophrenic."
enigmaestro: (Backward glance.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the messenger, Norman.
enigmaestro: (And futhurmore.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Of your birthday wishes, obviously!

Did you know when you were my age, I was twelve?
enigmaestro: (Deft.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
And yet light years more competent. Must be a parental thing.
enigmaestro: (Clever bastard.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Answer: he possesses half of your genetic material.

Oh no, was that too acidic? Are you going to hit me now?
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'm beginning to find merit in the persuasion of our apparent caliginous entanglement, Norman.
enigmaestro: (And futhurmore.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Because nothing would annoy you more.





Sweetheart.
enigmaestro: (Eloquent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
This resource attributes a consistent personality trait to you - it says you're possessive.

Are you possessive, Norman?
enigmaestro: (Research.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-10-08 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
A very reputable one, obviously.

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