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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

You flatter me.

[enigmaestro]

Isn't that what I'm expected to do?

[osreborn]

And you do it so well.

[enigmaestro]

Of course. I'm expecting you to enjoy it.

[osreborn]

Why?

[enigmaestro]

Think about it. Why would you assume?

[osreborn]

I would assume you want something.

[enigmaestro]

And what do you think a man like me would want from a man like you?

[osreborn]

The possibilities are just endless.

[enigmaestro]

You must think about my intent a lot.

[osreborn]

I'm sure you wouldn't share it.

[enigmaestro]

I would if you guessed correctly, Norman. I'm bound to truth.

[osreborn]

You want to remind me why I'm worth your attention.

[enigmaestro]

Do you need reminder? Perhaps I need reminder.

[osreborn]

I wouldn't say I need it, no.

[enigmaestro]

Then I definitely do.

[osreborn]

You're asking me to flatter you?

[enigmaestro]

To remind me why you're important.

[osreborn]

I suppose you could say I have a weakness for geniuses who have a long way to fall.

[enigmaestro]

I don't know what I love more, the fact you know I'm a genius or the use of "weakness" in context.

[osreborn]

Enjoy it.

[enigmaestro]

You're the type I ought to buy diamonds for.

[osreborn]

You weren't kidding when you brought up commitment.

[enigmaestro]

To carefully drown you with, I mean.

In my next death trap for you.

[osreborn]

Good. Because I can afford my own diamonds.