osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

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osreborn: (bitch bitch bitch.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bullseye. It's about time.
bullseye: >dark avengers 1 (how badly do you want to screw me)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Miss me, Norms?
osreborn: (in theory.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
No. Did you have fun?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (so then i said)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
So much that I'm all funned out.

[yeah right]

Got anything for me?
osreborn: (yes I do.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I do. Not yet, but soon. Clear your schedule.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (silly fool i'm a pitcher)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's clear. We gonna do a Skrull sweep anytime? We should.
osreborn: (pondering.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
That last adventure whet your appetite, I take it. I'm thinking something with a few less causalities, but I won't cry if some get hurt in the process.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (girl you know i love edgeplay)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
You know me.

[a beat]

How hurt?
osreborn: (in theory.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Crippled for life is acceptable. But still breathing if you can manage it.
bullseye: >hit-monkey 3 (more of a louis prima guy)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
And if, say, I accidentally don't?
osreborn: (yes I do.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Keep it under ten.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (feels good)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[he perks up a little but totally keeps his excitement under control]

Awwright.

[another beat]

You're not still on the floor, are you?
osreborn: (thinking.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-15 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be ridiculous.
bullseye: >hit-monkey 1 (oh the sweet sound of suffocation)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-15 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a hint of a smirk in his voice.]

Just checking.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-16 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
As touching as your concern is, Bullseye, don't ask me any more personal questions.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (girl you got nice eyes)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-16 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't have to tell me twice.
osreborn: (thinking.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-17 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I'll keep you posted.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (YES HELLO??)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Anything else?
osreborn: (the great pretender.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Just no more impromptu vacations.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (heh)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, how cute; you did miss me.
osreborn: (bitch bitch bitch.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-03-19 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Don't read into it.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 126 (girl you smell like waffle fries)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-19 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[he gives a quiet little snicker.]

I'm not.

[he totally is.

and he hangs up!]
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