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[osreborn]

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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

What is Rumblr? Why should I care? I know I'm on the internet. It's the price of fame.

Ah.

And you're obviously very proud of yourself.

[enigmaestro]

It's a social networking system based on the concept of blogging. I've researched it thoroughly. [RESEARCHED HIS OWN HASHTAG MORE LIKE]

He folded so beautifully, when I took more severe punitive instigation. You'd have loved it. I reconstructed C17H26O4 to target the CaO I exposed him to.

[osreborn]

Interesting technique. What did he do this time?

[enigmaestro]

Oh, that was but one phase.

He committed a grave sin. Tried to humiliate me.

[osreborn]

Oh, do tell. I can't wait to hear this one.

[enigmaestro]

Funny.

Luckily, not everyone throws a scene in Metricog. Just you and Eridan.

[osreborn]

What did he do, Nygma?

[enigmaestro]

I'm leaking gossip at my own leisure, Norman. I'm more keen to make you riddle it out than just GIVE you "personal time" material.

[osreborn]

I don't need "personal time" material that involves your delinquent of a "protege" in ANY fashion.

[enigmaestro]

You could always mentally edit him out and focus on me.

Which I assumed was your intent.

[osreborn]

What did he do? Get to it already.

[enigmaestro]

He wasn't obedient. We'll leave it at that.

You're well aware of what it's like, aren't you? Dealing with disobedient people even now.

[osreborn]

Of course. But the punishment has to always fit the crime, I like to think. In some way or the other.

[enigmaestro]

He responds well to psychological trauma along with pain. I see it as a collective response, you know, he was growing wayward. But it's all fixed now.

I like to think I have a better handle on my proteges than you do.

[osreborn]

I don't have any handle on your proteges, don't worry.

[enigmaestro]

Why must you feel the need to be cute?

[osreborn]

It's fun.

[enigmaestro]

I ought to wrap you up in ribbon with a bow.

[osreborn]

You know, I'm not a cat.

[enigmaestro]

I know.

You're only catty.

How's that working out for you, with your own personal projects?

[osreborn]

They're going quite well, actually. I won't bore you with the details.

[enigmaestro]

What sort of rival would I be, were I bored with your details?

[osreborn]

Such flattery.

Like a duck to water, I'll say. She's a fast learner.

[enigmaestro]

She. You always favored ladies, didn't you? As mentee prospects. I wonder why.

Bad experience with a male?

[osreborn]

There's hardly any "always" about it.