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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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I haven't decided to renew it just yet.

If you don't need anymore, that's fine. The bill will be in the mail.

You listen here, Osborn, when I employed you --

When I. Enlisted your aid, rather. It was all in good faith, wasn't it?

Good faith?

I don't do favors for nothing.

I said I'd be willing to pay, but I need to know what.

Are you really going to make me falsehood check the goal, Norman?

[ Norman clicks his tongue. ]

A favor for a favor. I'll tell you what when I need it, Nygma.

Just try not to make it kinky, won't you?

Don't worry. You get to keep all your clothes.

First time for everything with you, eh?

I keep things as fresh as possible.

So I get to pick out my own outfit this time around?

Yes. It doesn't matter to me what you wear.

Norman dear, careful with the direct statements. You know what's ticking within me, and I wouldn't want to unveil anything embarrassing.

[ Hiss. ]

I think those terms will do just fine.

It's your secrecy funeral.

I don't think so.

But you'll find out in due time regardless.

Oh, you would like to believe that, wouldn’t you? [Yet, there’s a noted lack of falsehooding.] I'm hardly keen to play your more fanciful games, Norman.

Just the violent ones?

You shine so brightly with those. Can you blame me?

No. Those are my favorites.

Yes, well, obviously I prefer you on the receiving end of them.

That isn't how I play.

And there's your new resolution for the year: try new things.

Mm. I don't think I like that one.

I'm not giving you a choice.

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