IC CONTACT.

[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

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Comments

[osreborn]

[ Wow Bullseye after all he does for you.

HE'LL LEAVE A PACKAGE AT HIS LAB with Bullseye's name on it. There's a metal helmet in there that'll fit against Bullseye's head more neatly. ]

[bullseye]

[HE WILL PICK IT UP AND THEN GO HOME AND PUT IT ON AND CRY A LITTLE

MAYBE

JK ON THE CRYING PART BUT HE WILL DEFINITELY STILL BE MAD

so he is calling norman back


RING RING RING]

[osreborn]

[ Norman answers with a sigh. ]

What now?

[bullseye]

That's it? No instructions or warnings?

[osreborn]

It's relatively straightforward. You can also wear it while you sleep or while you shower.

[bullseye]

You expect me to sleep in a fucking helmet?

[osreborn]

Do you want him messing with your dreams?

[bullseye]

It's a goddamn medieval helmet, Norman!

[osreborn]

You can use it however you please, Bullseye. But don't blame me if he finds a way in while you're not wearing it.

[bullseye]

[There's a furious pause wherein Bullseye is obviously breathing heavily through his nostrils while he grinds his teeth and it seems as though he's going to say something

but then

he hangs up]