osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
enigmaestro: (Sly.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-03 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you really ought to have lost it by now.
enigmaestro: (And furthermore.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
The only person who truly knows you best.
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your own conversation, Norman, just listen to how you're talking. You sound like a paranoid old man.
enigmaestro: (Suave.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-04 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
The same as it's always been with you, Norman. I'm helping you, I'm exposing your truth.
enigmaestro: (Sly.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Then that's our forked road: agree to disagree.
enigmaestro: (Suitable.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-01-04 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. What could go wrong, with this road as forked as your tongue? Just don't veer left.

[And Eddie hangs up -- typical!]