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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

[enigmaestro]

I'm not that fickle. I've been in committed relationships, too!

[osreborn]

Oh, good.

Restlessness can be a destructive quality when left unchecked.

[enigmaestro]

And who's to check it? You, with your own qualities so checkered?

[osreborn]

Why not?

[enigmaestro]

Come now, Norman, you're not my keeper.

[osreborn]

[ A beat. ]

Falsehood.

[enigmaestro]

Norman, you should know that isn't cute. When other people do it.

You're not my keeper, you're my opponent. On a good day. You're my favorite chess piece otherwise!

[osreborn]

Oh, I don't know. There's a certain charm to it in tasteful doses.

[ AKA, once. ]

I'm your opponent when I'm not your predator.

[enigmaestro]

As if this is a game of teeth? I'm no one's prey, no one's. Have I not proven my elusiveness? My stamina? Have I not recovered every single time?

[osreborn]

Maybe I simply haven't finished devouring you yet.

[enigmaestro]

You ought to be careful. I have poison for you, as well.

[osreborn]

I have a high tolerance.

[enigmaestro]

Do you even care how sexual you're sounding, right now?

[osreborn]

Not really.

I thought you enjoyed that.

[enigmaestro]

You and everyone else, it seems.

[osreborn]

Perhaps because it's accurate.

[enigmaestro]

I'm hardly whorish, Norman.

[osreborn]

I didn't call you whorish.

But it's really besides the point.

[enigmaestro]

Tell me you didn't think it.

[osreborn]

Sounds like a nerve was hit.

[enigmaestro]

Better that than something else, hm?

[osreborn]

Is it?

I'd have figured better a face than a nerve, personally.

[enigmaestro]

I wasn't concerned with a facial.

[osreborn]

Maybe you should be.

[enigmaestro]

Why, Norman? Are you going to give me a facial?