IC CONTACT.

[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

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[osreborn]

Hmm. Likewise.

call;

[enigmaestro]

Well! I'm relieved to have so much in common with you, Norman. You know, when it stops shy of your psychopathy.

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[osreborn]

It's cute, the way you call me that.

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[enigmaestro]

Is it normally cute to call you things that you are?


Psychopath.

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[osreborn]

It's cute that you think it would bother me.

call;

[enigmaestro]

[Eddie giggles, a show of his enjoyment.]

Really. It doesn't bother you? Me, calling you names?

call;

[osreborn]

It isn't a name.

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[enigmaestro]

I think it is. Another way to be marginalized by mainstream society, Norman, I'm surprised you don't see it the same way. After all -- you've been institutionalized.

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[osreborn]

I'm hanging up now.

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[enigmaestro]

If you do, I win by default.

call;

[osreborn]

There is nothing to win.

call;

[enigmaestro]

You. I've won you.

call;

[osreborn]

I'm not a prize.

call;

[enigmaestro]

Nonsense. You're my personal enjoyment, all for me. My mental refresher, my morality labyrinth.

call;

[osreborn]

[ Hangs up. ]