osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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IC CONTACT.


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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

calls | voice mail | text messages | email
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osreborn: (calculating.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-12-30 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. We'll see what temperature.
enigmaestro: (Yes Felicia.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-12-30 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Will you wear one of those aprons? "Kiss the Cook"?
osreborn: (sweat.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-12-30 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me that's some kind of fetish of yours.
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-12-30 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe I'm obligated to inform you about any of my fetishes, now am I?

And you're really one to talk.
osreborn: (dismissive.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-12-31 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not obligated, no. I'll just draw my own conclusions.
enigmaestro: (Uneasy.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-01-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
And if your conclusions are faulty?
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-01-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why should they be?
enigmaestro: (Reason.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2013-01-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because, Norman, try as you might to deny it: you're not utterly faultless.
osreborn: (humoring.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-01-05 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Ha.
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