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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

I can handle a little pain.

[enigmaestro]

As if I'd work in moderation with you.

[osreborn]

I can handle a lot of it, too.

But I can dish it out even better. As you know.

[enigmaestro]

Going to serve me your dish?

[osreborn]

Oh yes. We'll see what temperature.

[enigmaestro]

Will you wear one of those aprons? "Kiss the Cook"?

[osreborn]

Don't tell me that's some kind of fetish of yours.

[enigmaestro]

I don't believe I'm obligated to inform you about any of my fetishes, now am I?

And you're really one to talk.

[osreborn]

Not obligated, no. I'll just draw my own conclusions.

[enigmaestro]

And if your conclusions are faulty?

[osreborn]

Why should they be?

[enigmaestro]

Because, Norman, try as you might to deny it: you're not utterly faultless.

[osreborn]

Ha. Ha.