IC CONTACT.

[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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voice, backdated to noon

[bullseye]

It's Bullseye. I'm back.

[osreborn]

Bullseye. It's about time.

[bullseye]

Miss me, Norms?

[osreborn]

No. Did you have fun?

[bullseye]

So much that I'm all funned out.

[yeah right]

Got anything for me?

[osreborn]

I do. Not yet, but soon. Clear your schedule.

[bullseye]

It's clear. We gonna do a Skrull sweep anytime? We should.

[osreborn]

That last adventure whet your appetite, I take it. I'm thinking something with a few less causalities, but I won't cry if some get hurt in the process.

[bullseye]

You know me.

[a beat]

How hurt?

[osreborn]

Crippled for life is acceptable. But still breathing if you can manage it.

[bullseye]

And if, say, I accidentally don't?

[osreborn]

Keep it under ten.

[bullseye]

[he perks up a little but totally keeps his excitement under control]

Awwright.

[another beat]

You're not still on the floor, are you?

[osreborn]

Don't be ridiculous.

[bullseye]

[there's a hint of a smirk in his voice.]

Just checking.

[osreborn]

As touching as your concern is, Bullseye, don't ask me any more personal questions.

[bullseye]

Don't have to tell me twice.

[osreborn]

Good. I'll keep you posted.

[bullseye]

Alright. Anything else?

[osreborn]

Just no more impromptu vacations.

[bullseye]

Aw, how cute; you did miss me.

[osreborn]

Don't read into it.

[bullseye]

[he gives a quiet little snicker.]

I'm not.

[he totally is.

and he hangs up!]

[enigmaestro]

[ Brrrring! ]

[osreborn]

Norman Osborn. What is it?