osreborn: (lol tell me more.)
Norman Osborn ([personal profile] osreborn) wrote2017-02-07 03:07 pm
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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

beep!

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bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (soooo???)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
You said make it look like an accident. What's more accidental than a faulty fire hydrant? Anyway, he ended up in the harbor. Didn't see him surface.
osreborn: (accomplished.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. That's surprisingly well-done, Bullseye. Good job. Let's hope he never does.
bullseye: >hit-monkey 2 (goddamn monkey)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[if it were video, norman would see the scowl!]

It's more than surprisingly well-done, Osborn. It's damned perfect and that's why I'm your assassin.

[but moving along]

If he does, I'll ice him again.
osreborn: (shaving.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
That ought to be enough to take some of the swagger out of his walk for a while. If he knows what's good for him.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (oh girl you nasty)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[he's silent for a moment WHATEVER HE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CRAZY PLANS]

What do you know about telepathic blockers.
osreborn: (no wait what no.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pause. ]

Why?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (MANLY TEARS)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[also pausing.]

Because Adamantium doesn't prevent mind reading.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Who's been reading your mind?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (well this is embarrassing)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[another pause god this is so embarrassing]

Some fucking kid named Quire.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I could look into something.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (you people don't know how to have fun)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Something that can get me close enough to make him a vegetable and not kill him. Something that doesn't involve putting nanites or whatever the fuck kind of mad scientist shit you like in me.
osreborn: (accomplished.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I usually get paid for this kind of request, you know.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (yeah well your mom)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[son of a bitch]

It's usually not your employer confidentiality at stake.
osreborn: (dismissive.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tsk. ]

It'll take a few weeks.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 127 (oh shit that's my jam)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
What are you doing?
osreborn: (/adjusts glasses.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Making you wait.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (fine deadpool we'll use the explosives)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Besides that. You have something in mind. I want to know.
osreborn: (yes it's a gun get over it.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
You'll know when I'm done. Isn't that enough?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (and for my next trick)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
No. You could enjoy this a lot less.
osreborn: (first rule of shop.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
The only reason I'm even humoring your request, Bullseye, is because of the good work you did today. Very productive. In the meantime, I suppose I could whip you up something temporary.

[ Tinfoil hat time. ]
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (oh girl you nasty)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. How soon?
osreborn: (harry impersonation)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-05-06 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
The temporary can be ready as soon as tonight.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (i look like i'm 12 years old!!)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-06 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be right over.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (you people don't know how to have fun)

sat morning 9 june

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-06-14 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[peevishly:]

Pick up, Osborn.
osreborn: (let's seeeee.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-06-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He picks up riiiiight before it goes to voicemail. ]

Bullseye. What do you want?
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