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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

[osreborn]

Oh, not so. I could break an ordinary human's spine over my knee. Stick around and maybe I'll demonstrate sometime.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you taking volunteers? I nominate Freddie Lounds. She has become a heretic, forsaking me.

[osreborn]

I won't make any promises.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Gods do not accept promises. We require oaths.

[osreborn]

Or else what?

[slightlyoffchilt]

According to scripture, it's only a matter of time before you have another schizophrenic episode. It has been spoken, so it shall be.

[osreborn]

[ Norman grinds his teeth. ]

You're the one that sounds crazy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Maybe to a manic depressive such as yourself. Poor thing.

[osreborn]

I wouldn't expect my master of dreams to be objective.

[slightlyoffchilt]

But you admit I am your master.

[osreborn]

Only ironically.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Too late, you have spoken before a god. I accept you as my minion.

[osreborn]

I refuse.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have already seen the monsters within your mind, Norman Osborn. You can't refuse anything forever.

[osreborn]

[ Did you just try to tell him what to do. ]

We'll talk later, Dr. Chilton.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You will address me by my true name, mortal. Goblin.

[disconnect!]