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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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Comments

[enigmaestro]

Come now, Norman, I had to riddle at you. It's only fair.

[osreborn]

Indeed. And you took time out of your busy schedule for it, too.

[enigmaestro]

You know what this means, Norman. I'm sure.

[osreborn]

Oh yes. And trust me. I'm very proud of you.

[enigmaestro]

What.

[osreborn]

Weren't you waiting for some validation?

[enigmaestro]

Oh. Cute.

You won't seem so smug soon enough, Osborn.

[osreborn]

Won't I? You know how I love a challenge.

[enigmaestro]

Good, because I'm playing for keeps.

Speaking of keeping, how's your little green secret been?

[osreborn]

My what?

[enigmaestro]

Your other face.

[osreborn]

Mm. Quite busy.

[enigmaestro]

No details between friends?

[osreborn]

We may be many things, but friends isn't one of them.

[enigmaestro]

What would you call us, Norman?

[osreborn]

What would you call us?

[enigmaestro]

I asked first.

[osreborn]

I don't intend to answer.

[enigmaestro]

Why not, I wonder? Does it make you uncomfortable to consider?

[osreborn]

Of course not. Nor am I required to acknowledge your little whims.