"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."
Ordinary dead people. People's grandmas and aunts and third cousins once removed on their father's side.
No! Do I sound like someone who would do something like that? [She did, however, occasionally con the clothes away from the dead person's family. Still, she didn't see the harm in it.]
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I work at a department store, I sell makeup. I change lives.
[sudden self-conscious moment] I mean--my job can get pretty intense too.
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But intensity doesn't make or break a job, either.
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Do you enjoy it? Owning a company and being... a chemist?
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Do you think opening your own vintage clothing store, and pinning a note to each article of clothing about the person who used to wear it, is stupid?
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Stupid? I wouldn't say so. Shouldn't everyone know where their belongings come from? There's an entire market for celebrity's furniture.
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You didn't grave rob anyone for them, did you?
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No! Do I sound like someone who would do something like that? [She did, however, occasionally con the clothes away from the dead person's family. Still, she didn't see the harm in it.]
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I don't know you. I can hardly say.
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[what? no you totally should know everything about her by now, Norman. quit it.]
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How old is he?
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[ He's not even going to acknowledge his other son. ]
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Well. Congratulations? For whenever you get out of here, I guess.
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Uh. So. I should let you get back to your life now.
CEOing probably makes for a tight schedule.
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But until next time. So long.
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[There's the tiniest bit of hesitation, then:] Bye.
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