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"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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I mean flattering you, in particular, is painful.

I know. Desperation really suits you.

As if I needed to delve into your fetishes.

Accept the compliment.

Yes sir, Mr. Osborn sir.

Good. I like that.

You're not supposed to take something sarcastically delivered sincerely.

Too late.

How is it you have people who willingly submit their company to you, again?

I'm an excellent conversationalist with a lot of money.

Funny. Most people would gladly accept the latter offer if the former came with a gag.

Funny is right.

Oh, behave yourself, Norman. I'm just enjoying your company.

Of course. No harm done.

Oh, don't tempt me now. I prefer you most when you're harmed.

Hmm. Likewise.

Well! I'm relieved to have so much in common with you, Norman. You know, when it stops shy of your psychopathy.

It's cute, the way you call me that.

Is it normally cute to call you things that you are?

Psychopath.

It's cute that you think it would bother me.

[Eddie giggles, a show of his enjoyment.]

Really. It doesn't bother you? Me, calling you names?

It isn't a name.

I think it is. Another way to be marginalized by mainstream society, Norman, I'm surprised you don't see it the same way. After all -- you've been institutionalized.

I'm hanging up now.

If you do, I win by default.

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