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[osreborn]

(555 - 888 - 3010)

"Norman Osborn. If you're calling about a job interview, hang up now and call [ business phone number ]. Otherwise stay on the line and leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can."

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[osreborn]

Just the violent ones?

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[enigmaestro]

You shine so brightly with those. Can you blame me?

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[osreborn]

No. Those are my favorites.

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[enigmaestro]

Yes, well, obviously I prefer you on the receiving end of them.

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[osreborn]

That isn't how I play.

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[enigmaestro]

And there's your new resolution for the year: try new things.

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[osreborn]

Mm. I don't think I like that one.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not giving you a choice.

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[osreborn]

I don't need you to.

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[enigmaestro]

But you'll need me for something.

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[osreborn]

That's the idea. You do owe me.

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[enigmaestro]

I owe you something of equal value, yes. As if flattering you with acknowledgement of your chemical prowess wasn't price enough.

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[osreborn]

Hardly enough. Anyone can be flattering when they need something.

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[enigmaestro]

I mean flattering you, in particular, is painful.

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[osreborn]

I know. Desperation really suits you.

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[enigmaestro]

As if I needed to delve into your fetishes.

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[osreborn]

Accept the compliment.

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[enigmaestro]

Yes sir, Mr. Osborn sir.

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[osreborn]

Good. I like that.

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[enigmaestro]

You're not supposed to take something sarcastically delivered sincerely.

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[osreborn]

Too late.

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[enigmaestro]

How is it you have people who willingly submit their company to you, again?

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[osreborn]

I'm an excellent conversationalist with a lot of money.

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[enigmaestro]

Funny. Most people would gladly accept the latter offer if the former came with a gag.

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[osreborn]

Funny is right.